Cheatos
Cheatos by Realliouthere May 14, 2018
Neatos Cheetos
When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers
Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021
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Coffee Cheetos Chicken
The definition of a Jerma joke.
Coffee Cheetos Chicken by Navybog February 15, 2018
sucking dick for cheetos
"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"
sucking dick for cheetos by Black21 October 14, 2013
cheatsy doodles
The act of cheating in a game and taunting your friends as you do it in order to piss off your friends so you can laugh at their expense. Popularized by many YouTubers, notably SeaNanners.
Person 1: "Hey, you can't get me up here."
Person 2: "Stop fucking cheatsy doodling!"
Person 1: laughing maniacally "CHEATSY DOODLES!!!"
Person 2: "Stop fucking cheatsy doodling!"
Person 1: laughing maniacally "CHEATSY DOODLES!!!"
cheatsy doodles by IfIDieItsDrDerp April 25, 2014
cheato diet
When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.
What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.
Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
cheato diet by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 23, 2019
Before He Cheats
The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!
Before He Cheats by Super Tips March 24, 2023
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