Cheatos 

Fuck boys snack of choice

Nigga, all I eat is cheatos.

Cheatos by Realliouthere May 14, 2018

Neatos Cheetos 

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers

Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos

Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

Coffee Cheetos Chicken 

The definition of a Jerma joke.

What's in the crate? Oh dude there's a fucking knife, there's coffee cheetos chicken!

Coffee Cheetos Chicken by Navybog February 15, 2018

sucking dick for cheetos 

The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.

"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"

sucking dick for cheetos by Black21 October 14, 2013

cheatsy doodles 

The act of cheating in a game and taunting your friends as you do it in order to piss off your friends so you can laugh at their expense. Popularized by many YouTubers, notably SeaNanners.

Person 1: "Hey, you can't get me up here."
Person 2: "Stop fucking cheatsy doodling!"
Person 1: laughing maniacally "CHEATSY DOODLES!!!"

cheatsy doodles by IfIDieItsDrDerp April 25, 2014

cheato diet

When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.

What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.

Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.

cheato diet by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 23, 2019

Before He Cheats 

The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!

"Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats..."

Before He Cheats by Super Tips March 24, 2023