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Ache-aN-knee
Body of Origin Eastside Scandinavian

Not to be confused with acne this is a lot worse. It is so disgusing it makes one's body ache and fall to their knees in pain just by looking at it i.e: Achne

Achne -is large olive loaf boils that reside on the backs of Troll Faced Whores or any skanky dirty being. It resembles the texture of a rhinoceros’s behind and the consistency of puss balls of gew such as the cocoon transformation phase of a Magui into a full fledged evil Gremlin.
Did you see that chic with the achne on her back, I bet it would go great with two slices of bread and some mustard?

You better wear knee pads around that chick her achne so bad your femur and patella will break in two when you see it!

Hell boy stay away from that shit that aint acne that’s some stanky infected Achne (Ach-aN-Knee)!
achne by Luncheonmeat1 January 25, 2010
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Soviet achievements 

Soviet achievements and innovations were mostly based on espionage, copies/rip offs and forced labor as their initial space program turned out to be. The reason for this is that the atmosphere did not encourage creativity as commies tended to mediocre everyone and the system's bureaucratic rigidity et cetera. After such a waste of talent and brain drain, no one has to wonder about the backwardness of its today's successor, in practice it is still a developing country when taking into account its poor infrastructure, corruption, "justice system" and the share of exports of raw materials in GDP etc. and this current authoritarian regime does not improve the situation to say the least.

About the before mentioned space program; there were ca. 2,000 German rocketeers (engineers, scientists and mathematicians) as a forced labor on the Soviet space program from the end of the war till the late 1950s. Russkies recall eagerly about on the contribution of Wernher von Braun and partners to the US' space program, but for some reason they have a common amnesia in their very own case.

Let's forget rockets and the Sputnik in 1957 because much more significant achievement happened in 1969, the first toilet paper factory! The machines had been imported from the UK, albeit it took years to meet the need of the whole country - in fact, it appears to be still a chronic deficiency in public restrooms if someone daredevil has the courage to visit one.
- "Sputnik in 1957 was nothing compared to the one of the greatest Soviet achievements in 1969."
- "What was this achievement?"

- "The first toilet paper factory in the Soviet Union began production."
- "Oh, how about before that, did they all wipe their ass with a Pravda (Truth) newspaper or with an owl like tree huggers?"

- "Not all, some Tovarištš Comrades had imported toilet paper available, you know, all assholes were equal, but some assholes were more equal than others." (slightly modified George Orwell quote from his 'Animal Farm')

achievement hunter 

A video gamer who plays games to unlock achievements on a gaming service, such as Microsoft Studios' Xbox Live, Sony Computer Entertainment's PlayStation Network (trophies), and Valve Software's Steam. Achievement hunters often have a tendency to be completionists.

The term is named after the popular Rooster Teeth Productions division called Achievement Hunter, which started out as website for achievement guides before becoming a well-known Let's Play group.
My friend is an achievement hunter. He won't stop playing a game until he unlocks every single achievement out of it.
That annoying face shit that is hard to get rid of.
I hate acne.
Acne by hollyui August 7, 2012

Most achieved 

someone who has achieved the most out of a certain number of people.
Michael Jackson is the most achieved music artist ever!
Most achieved by diamondgirl April 5, 2012

Truth Ache 

Truth Ache: A nudging sense of falsity, a palpable hunger for true-path. A truth ache is what we experience internally when we are not honoring our divine purpose or simply living a lie in relationships or other areas of our life. Although sometimes painful, although embracing it may well force us to turn our habitual patterns upside down in order to effect change, the truth ache contains the seeds of our transformation. When we repress it, truth decay sets in, and the only thing that can save us is a truth canal. Sometimes we wait too long, and we lose our truth altogether.
I woke up this morning with a terrible truth ache. I must be living a lie.
Truth Ache by SOULSHAPING.COM October 10, 2009
Acne on the lower half of the face, the area most likely to be covered by a mask such as the kind worn to prevent transmission and reception of virus particles borne in respiratory droplets.

Mask Acne results from the build up of dirt and perspiration trapped by a mask against the skin. The extent of your Mask Acne reflects the extent to which your mask is sealed against the skin. More acne indicates a more effective seal.

Mask acne is just a small part of the price of the fight against the spread of the Corona Virus and COVID-19. It is nothing to be ashamed of.
Hey! My mask covers my Mask Acne!

To prevent Mask Acne, change your mask often (as supplies allow).

Mask Acne can be reduced by washing your face and not just your hands.
Mask Acne by beckynot April 8, 2020
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