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Chatting breeze 

Basically meaning you are talking a load of crap, I.e not making any sense, or just saying random/irrelevant shit in general.
Person 1: “why the fuck does milk make cereal wet”
Person 2: “mate you’re actually chatting breeze”
Chatting breeze by HavingMeOn June 23, 2018

Chatting Breeze 

To Chat Breeze Is When You Will Row With Someone And You Will Be Putting A Point Across And The Other Will Be Talking Nonsense And Not Actually Saying Anything To Win The Arguement
Person One : Look Bruv I Took The Money Because You Owed Me It Anyway

Person 2 : You Wasteman Bruv Dnt Ever Touch My Tings Agan

Person To Is Chatting Breeze Because He Knows Hes In The Wrong.

Chatting breeze 

When someone farts into there hand and then places it to there mouth and inhales it and then blows it into a victims face
Bro this guy is chatting breeze all over my face and it stinks.

This guys pissing me off, I’m gonna chat breeze on his head
Chatting breeze by Crinkiltot January 20, 2019

chattin breeze 

When Areese opens his mouth
"Areese can be chattin breeze about everything, all day, every day."
chattin breeze by Kiiks May 19, 2015
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