The act of a man placing his penis in a woman's mouth after removing it from their partner's ass, during a sexual encounter involving three persons. Thus, doing ass to mouth with the woman in waiting.
Bob is having anal sex with Jill while her friend Jane is in waiting. Bob then preforms a Three Card Charlie by removing his penis from Jill's ass and placing it into Jane's mouth.
1. When someone has five sexually transmitted diseases at the same time.
(i.e. aids, ghonorea, crabs, syphillis, herpes)
2. When a person who is playing Blackjack is dealt five cards but does not bust.
1. Dude you had better avoid that girl, she's got the five card charlie.
2. I had a five card charlie going but the dealer still got 21.
1.Originally, a cutout of a poliecman in a marked car parked on the side of the road.
2. An empty police car parked on the side of the road to discourage speeding. Sometimes with a newspaper suspended from the headliner, a cardboard cutout as described in 1, or a box of donuts on the dashboard.
There was a cardboard charlie on the turnpike tonight. It was obvious as the windshield was covered in more salt than an admiral's nutsack.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!