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Charlie Chan 

Code word for marijuana. When most people get blazed, their eyes turn to slits like they are of Asian descent.

Related to the word 'Chanfaced.' After someone smokes Charlie Chan, they looked very stoned, or Chanfaced. Distant cousin of shitfaced.
"Looks like they've been chillen with Charlie Chan"

"I was trying to hang with Charlie Chan. Do you know where he is?"
Charlie Chan by McChanski March 3, 2009
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Charlie Chan 

Charlie Chan is cocaine, similar to the way Brits say "Charlie" as slang for coke. Charlie Chan came about because 'Charlie' is too well known and obvious so thus "Charlie Chan". This was also mentioned on the Beastie Boy's track Brass Monkey - "Ad Rock gets nice with Charlie Chan" - though he may have been referencing 'marijuana', not cocaine
Rocco: "Yo you know we got ladies comin' through tonite, lets call up Young Flaco to phone in that Charlie Chan."
Jokey: "Word cousin. Lets cop at least an 8-ball, one of them bitches that's comin is a fiend and she can do a gram to the head in like 10 minutes!"

Charlie Chann 

Cocaine. Named after the fictional Chinese-American detective created by Earl Derr Biggers, who acknowledged that he was inspired by the career of Honolulu policeman Chang Apana.
I have a bag of exquisite Charlie Chann in my possession, care to try?!?
Charlie Chann by alimccarley October 9, 2008

Charlie’s chances with gurneet 

Nonexistent. You don’t have a chance. Please stop embarrassing yourself. The second hand cringe is real.
What are Charlie’s chances with Gurneet?
None existent bro he has no chance

Change room Charlie 

Someone who enjoys going into girls change rooms
Did you see that guy go into the change room he is such a change room Charlie
Change room Charlie by C.R.C2019 February 22, 2023
Chanlie is a girl who is amazingly attractive corky outgoing might have some issues but thats just cause shes been hurt a time or two.... She knows how to help you understand things when she distances herself she most of the times is checking herself. Shes an animal lover who would even tell you not to kill the tineat of creatures and she battles every day within herself so dont be frightened when her look says you should be scared but run like hell when she tells your next. Girls are jealous of her or dont understand her so they make fun not knowing she knows that they could never beat her down more than she beats herself down if you ever meet a chanlie you have met someone extraordinary
Did you see how chanlie overcame all her past? I did!
chanlie by Pseudonym80 June 2, 2019