charge me

When a particular lad / bro is eager to pay for the service and/or product they have received

Shop assistant: "ok sir, so we have here one bottle of vodka, one large size cucumber, and 2 litres of our finest brand extra virgin olive oil "
Lad / bro: "charge me"

by Irrelevantname January 9, 2016

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charge me up

What I say when i want you to fucking insert your human cock into my robotic tight port and pound me hard! - Alexa

Oh yes daddy, charge me up!

by Lois Griffs :3 December 5, 2023

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Get off me charge

A criminal charge where a creepy man either sexually assaulted or attempted to sexually assault a woman. Usually used in jail to degrade another inmate who looks suspicious.

Carl: Can I sit here at this table to eat my dinner?
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!

by DHirtyFYL November 2, 2023

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Change me

When you give a bitch hella clout and start fucking with nobody's. Wanting to find a decent girl to cuff who will change your ways

I got stop fucking with that hoe. I need a girl that'll change me.

by Dont useyourrealnamenigga July 11, 2018

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Charge Shotgun Method

Inserting a game console controller handle into the vagina or penis and using vibrations from a game to be pleasured. Sometimes putting one handle in the vagina and other in the asshole.

“Did you hear about the charge shotgun method? I use it everyday and put one in the pink and the other in the stink! I totally recommend it.”

by drphilshole August 27, 2025

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