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A hard-on or insatiable desire to consume a glass of Chardonnay. It is the craving a wine connoisseur gets at a fine-dining restaurant, upper-class social gathering, opera, or cultural event. It is the need to simultaneously quench and tingle your palate combined with a need to exude subtle snobbery that can only be accomplished with a glass of a fine white wine (most commonly, a light Chardonnay).
I can't wait to get out of work, go home, and open up a bottle of Chateau Montelena 2005. I've had a Chard-on since my lunch break.
by Ziggy Zinfandel II January 29, 2009
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(n.) a shortening of Chardonnay, a tasty white wine.
Wine Prude- "Good sir, what have you there?"

Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"

Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."

Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"
by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011
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Chardons the smallest most bad ass town in Ohio. People from Chardon will stick up for eachother but also kick your ass in football. TTFU. The Chardon Crazies are best at football games. People from Chardon always say that they hate living here but in reality they will never forget it and probably will come back. The community is over run with pizza places and there's an endless supply of maple syrup. There was also a shooting at their highschool which brought the community closer than ever. The good thing about Chardon is that it's small enough that everyone knows eachother and that makes it a family. When you are from chardon you don't just "live" there you are apart of the family. Everyone has eachothers backs and that's what makes Chardon Chardon. If you ever go through Ohio definitely stop in Chardon. Just not in the winter since we get about 900 feet of snow and 0 snow days. The winters are cold but the summers are HOT. Which makes spring and fall the perfect temperatures. In the spring there is the Maple Festival and in the end of summer is the fair. Both are extremely fun and good chances to get fat on fried food. Basically, Chardon is the coolest, awesomest, happiest, best place to be.
Example 1: "Dude did you hear Marty's from Chardon?"
"That makes him even cooler damn why can't I be from Chardon?"
Example 2: "Betty's such a good friend she's from Chardon"
"Lucky! I wish that Betty was MY friend!"
by Toppers11 August 30, 2013
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A small, conservative but close knit city perched on a hilltop about 30 miles from Cleveland. The maple syrup is great, and there's a plethora of pizza places, banks, and coffeeshops to choose from. High school kids drive large trucks, have many snow days, and many go on to attend Ohio University where they become even more awesome than they were before. Kids from Chardon will always have a soft spot for their little snowy town, even if they may consider it boring and never changing.
Hey bro, is that your tractor in the school parking lot?
-yea, you know how Chardon do.
by Your jolly neighbor December 13, 2010
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Small Northeastern City in Ohio. about 36 miles east of Cleveland. Chardon is As well the snow belt of Ohio. Basically they always get blasted by snow

Chardon is the capital of Geauga County. It is known for their maple syrup and their Maple Festival.

Home of the Hilltoppers (a man who climbs hills with his ice axe or something)
Chardon hilltoppers snow belt maple festival
by lanksey March 30, 2009
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lived in chardon for 19 is small town USA...the type of place that you always want to leave and then when you do you want to go back
by jarod October 16, 2004
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What occurs to a person upon greatly enjoying some chardonnay. Popular amongst housewives in Orange County.
Oh my god this wine is giving me such a huge chardon right now.
by BufordX December 31, 2010
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