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Chapatti 

Something your wrap your schlong in.
David likes to put his shlong in a whole wheat chapatti before playing ping-pong.
Chapatti by LolKatty January 29, 2009
Words you can keep

CHAPATI SEX

Lesbian sex for when two flat chested girls rub each other chests which mimics two chapatis being rubbed together.
Hey punde,let’s engage in chapati sex tonight. Please bring dhal on the way.
CHAPATI SEX by BlackLongMamba December 15, 2019

Chapati Slap 

The act of slapping someone's face with a chapati.
This is usually done as an act of aggression, malice, or as part of a feud.
Did you hear about Rickesh? He gave Ramjit a chapati slap because he stole his curry the other day.
Chapati Slap by kzm193 May 28, 2018
A high IQ Indian slur used instead of "curry muncher" and "DSI" meaning a fat Indian person.
I went to the office yesterday cuz I called fatass Arnav a chapati.
chapati by anliliu4claydr April 5, 2020

chapati chodu 

Low-life, someone who doesn't amount to much
That chapati chodu told me who the killer in "Heavy Rains" is
chapati chodu by Ramulal May 12, 2011
A fucking awesome word. It’s actually an Indian food tho. When you don’t feel like giving a direct answer to someone just respond by saying Chapati
Friend: how’s your day been
You: ChApAtI
chapati by ChApAtI dIcK April 23, 2018
A person from the Northern parts of India. A person that believes everyone speaks Hindi all over India and outside of India. A person with that an extra A to their already confusing names. A person that believes everyone watches Bollywood movies and expects everyone to love or know Bollywood actors. Have $15 in their bank accounts but will spend $500 to look good for a social media picture. Judges someone based on the color of their skin. The lighter complexion is a godly characteristic for them. Someone that doesn't have black friends
At Heathrow Airport

Stranger : Hello. *Continues to Speaks in Hindi

Me: Hi,i don't speak your language. Are you lost?

Stranger: Arent you an Indian why don't you learn Hindi?

Me: I grew up in England.

Stranger: Oh

Me: Walks away *sighs* Fucking chapati
Chapati by Rahul Gandhi June 22, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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