Chapatti 

Something your wrap your schlong in.

David likes to put his shlong in a whole wheat chapatti before playing ping-pong.

Chapatti by LolKatty January 29, 2009

CHAPATI SEX

Lesbian sex for when two flat chested girls rub each other chests which mimics two chapatis being rubbed together.

Hey punde,let’s engage in chapati sex tonight. Please bring dhal on the way.

CHAPATI SEX by BlackLongMamba December 15, 2019

Chapati Slap 

The act of slapping someone's face with a chapati.
This is usually done as an act of aggression, malice, or as part of a feud.

Did you hear about Rickesh? He gave Ramjit a chapati slap because he stole his curry the other day.

Chapati Slap by kzm193 May 28, 2018

chapati

A high IQ Indian slur used instead of "curry muncher" and "DSI" meaning a fat Indian person.

I went to the office yesterday cuz I called fatass Arnav a chapati.

chapati by anliliu4claydr April 5, 2020

chapati chodu 

Low-life, someone who doesn't amount to much

That chapati chodu told me who the killer in "Heavy Rains" is

chapati chodu by Ramulal May 12, 2011

chapati

A fucking awesome word. It’s actually an Indian food tho. When you don’t feel like giving a direct answer to someone just respond by saying Chapati

Friend: how’s your day been
You: ChApAtI

chapati by ChApAtI dIcK April 23, 2018

Chapati

A person from the Northern parts of India. A person that believes everyone speaks Hindi all over India and outside of India. A person with that an extra A to their already confusing names. A person that believes everyone watches Bollywood movies and expects everyone to love or know Bollywood actors. Have $15 in their bank accounts but will spend $500 to look good for a social media picture. Judges someone based on the color of their skin. The lighter complexion is a godly characteristic for them. Someone that doesn't have black friends

At Heathrow Airport

Stranger : Hello. *Continues to Speaks in Hindi

Me: Hi,i don't speak your language. Are you lost?

Stranger: Arent you an Indian why don't you learn Hindi?

Me: I grew up in England.

Stranger: Oh

Me: Walks away *sighs* Fucking chapati

Chapati by Rahul Gandhi June 22, 2019