Used to describe a lady sporting a short skirt. The term used to describe such skirts that are only, 'an inch from the hair(hare)'.
'Brilliant, this club is packed with Champion Greyhounds!'
by Merivale June 27, 2005
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noun. someone who is especially dickish; this person goes out of his way to be the biggest dickface in the neighborhood.
This guy in our building is a dickface champion. Nobody can stand him.
by agrus001 May 6, 2009
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(n) someone who lost a contest but considered the winner regardless, especially in the public eye.
The underdog boxer surprised the crowd by finishing the match; though he lost via the judge's score, the fan's considered him the people's-champion.
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(noun) el cham-pee-own. The grand master of an activity or game, such as Pool, Go Fish or playing Guitar Hero at Brians House.
"Wow! Hootie beat us all at Straight Eight tonight, again! He is definitely El Champion."
by TheHootie November 15, 2007
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A breakfast that your mom probobly wouldn't serve you. The average BoC (Breakfast of Champions) consists of things that do not require cooking and are consequently very popular with single men. Most BoCs are made up of any combination of the following:
Alcohol (often cheap beer)
tobacco (ussually cigarettes)
pop tarts (not toasted)
cereal-minus the milk (unless the milk is chunky)
caffine (usually coffee, Mt Dew or cola)
asprin
Some of the better BoCs may also include oral sex from (and sometimes given to)a girlfriend or one night stand.

Note: Some BoCs are cooked, but not by man enjoying the meal. The most common sources of the cooked BoC are resturaunts like the Waffle House, IHOP, Denny's and the local diner type establishment. These must include pancakes, hash browns, ketchup, biscuits and gravy, ketchup, hot sauce and/or lots of butter and grease.
My Breakfast of Champions began with a Mt Dew. Then I went to Jungle Jim's Cafe for a cooked BoC. I got a 6 biscuit order of biscuits and gravy, some hash browns, a bottle of ketchup, a shortstack of pancakes, a half pound of butter and enough Frank's Redhot to down a horse.

I had the cooked BoC because the morning before, I just had cold poptarts and some old milk.
by northendwhitetrash November 1, 2008
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