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Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.
I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie
by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021
mugGet the Champagne coochiemug.

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