Champagne

noun: A feigned injury. (Also the name of a drink the ambulance chasers toast on)

Guy 1: Woah! Did you see that footballer dive seconds after contact then roll around like he's been shot?!

Guy 2: Yeah, man! He's well exhibiting Champagne! I hope he gets a red card, then actually shot!

by Effsix July 11, 2010

champagne

Something that is expensive but appears cheap. This can include Paris Hilton's outfits, rice cars, and live Bette Midler performances.

"That new Gucci bag is so champagne!"

by ldne May 14, 2005

champagne

kill ass weed from canada

what you smokin on? Some champagne.

by d-boy July 9, 2005

Champagning

To ejaculate in a manner that resembles popping the cork of a champagne bottle. Should be screamed while in the act.

Champagne!!

Damn. I champagned all over her stomach/butt

I be champagning all over these bitches

by Kimberly and tits mcgee September 17, 2011

champagne

Champagne is to take your dick and swing it around while pissing so you piss all over the place.

I'm on a party at this asshole's house and I have to go to the restroom. Champagne!!!!!!!!!

by dutchtree109 October 27, 2013

Champagne

How this sparkling, dry, white table wine from the region of Champagne in France should be pronounced.

Champagne said like "Sham-pag-nay"

by Partyhoe May 19, 2017

Champagne

When you drink an excessive amount of alcohol to try to avoid, numb, or dismiss all of the pain and struggles that you deal with at any given point in time.

There is no need to champagne. We are all here for you.

by Niggasaintshit12 March 23, 2018