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Cetosirenians 

A group of mammals that includes cetaceans and sirenians. They live a fully aquatic life in oceans and shallow waters.
How are cetosirenians ungulates? Do they have hooves: no. Do they walk on land: no. Do they have fur on their bodies: no. This is one of those eternal questions we shall never know the answer to! ;)

taintular cystosis

(n.) a condition in which one has developed a cyst on one's taint. Eventually, it will surface and drain, usually oozing copious quantities of thick pus. Trust me, this hurts.
Phil: How's the taintular cystosis treating you, Bob?

Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!

Phil: Dude....gross.

Cystoscopy 

Cystoscopy is performed with a cystoscope -- a specialized tube with a small camera on the end (endoscope). There are two types of cystoscopes:
Standard, rigid cystoscope
Flexible cystoscope
The way the cystoscope is inserted varies, but the test is the same. Which cystoscope your doctor uses depends on the purpose of the exam.
If the standard rigid cystoscope is used, you will lie on your back with your knees up and apart. If a flexible cystoscope is used, this position will not be necessary.
The procedure usually takes 5 - 20 minutes. The urethra is cleansed. A local anesthetic is applied. The scope is then inserted through the urethra into the bladder.
Water or salt water (saline) is injected through the cystoscope to fill the bladder. As this occurs, you will be asked to describe the feeling. Your answer will reveal information about your condition.
As fluid fills the bladder, it stretches the bladder wall. This lets your health care provider see the entire bladder wall. You will feel the need to urinate when the bladder is full. However, it must remain full until the examination is complete.

Read more: www.righthealth.com/topic/Cystoscopy_Procedure/overview/adam20?fdid=Adamv2_003903#ixzz0rcbWd9pW
Cystoscopy begins with the nurse who squirts a local anesthetic in the end of your penis. The doctor puts the end of the scope into that end of your penis and pushes it into the bladder. The scope is about the size of a pen. You better relax as it passes through the prostrate cause it is tight and hurts a bit. Then the doctor twists and turns as he looks at your innards, zooming here and there. Afterwards, you will feel a little uncomfortable so drink lots of water to flush the system and put out the fire! Hope everything is good news:) for you and your family.
Cystoscopy by TPCASSC June 24, 2010
the most beautiful form of human I've ever known.
Ronie looks like a cesto
Cesto by Rinipup July 12, 2022

chestosterone 

Female equivalent of testosterone. It's what makes women get violent on Saturday night outside a nightclub.

A variant is 'breastosterone'
As her heart pumped hard and the chestosterone coursed through her veins, Chantelle grabbed Chardonnay's hair and swung her spike-heeled shoe towards her victim's shin.
chestosterone by JeanDePierre February 3, 2008

chestosterone 

The fluids that flow through a mans chesticles (or manly boobs) that make that man that more manly. Much like testosterone, the larger your chesticles, the more chestosterone you will produce.
Ray: Damn home boy, you got some damn large chesticles!
Dan: Boy, you just hating on my mad chestosterone.
Ray: WTF?
Dan: Its what serperates the men from the boys, bitch!
chestosterone by nick. e December 8, 2007
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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