CervantesX 

The sexual act of inserting an object into the rectum so hard that the recipient urinates.

I was just trying this move CervantesX showed me and bitch pissed all over my balls!

CervantesX by Jasboh December 17, 2011

Cervantes 

This given name denotes an intelligent, opinionated person who poses superior wit and charm. This person can be considered larger than life due to their grandiose dreams, actions and lifestyle. Also, poses a joie de vivre that makes this person adventurous, fun and overall and incredible person. If you are lucky enough to encounter one with the surname Julian consider yourself incredibly lucky

Did you meet that guy Cervantes, he has to be the most interesting man in the world.

Cervantes by contrarebel June 1, 2011

Cervantes 

The Soul series badass pirate who traditionally ranks among high, top or god tier due to his powerful throws, combos and counters. He was employed by Voldo's master to get Soul Edge but ended up getting it for himself to defeat the Spanish Armada. Also, Sophitia killed him but the Soul Edge brought him back to life when he became totally psycho.

He also hates his daughter, Ivy, who without a real father may explain her bizarre clothing choices and the fact that she has the blood of Soul Edge in her may have something to do with it.

Cervantes: Come back to me... my child!

Ivy: SILENCE, I can change my own destiny.

*CERVANTES WINS*

Cervantes: I'm disappointed what a useless daughter.

Cervantes by A Alcott December 6, 2006

Cervantes 

A main street in Pensacola, Florida, known for heavy prostitution. A common comeback for a slutty girl's workplace, or where she would be. It's basically located in the rough part of town. There are a lot of minorities and liquor stores and cheap low class motels.

"Damn, where's that girl you were with, dude?" "I don't know man, that Pop-Tart is probably off working on Cervantes."
"I shot three hookers on Cervantes St. and got an attempted murder charge... can you bail me out?"

Cervantes by Obsidian BlackBird McKnight April 12, 2013

alexis cervantes 

brug

alexis cervantes kinda bad

alexis cervantes by Lexvantez November 21, 2021

Cervantes 

A bad ass dude who grew up in Chico, California. More specifically someone who grew up in the Chapmantown neighborhood.

That *CERVANTES* is one bad ass dude.

Cervantes by Brennan Sellers November 19, 2010

anna cervantes 

she is a crazy bitch and it super hot!

dude did you see anna cervantes! i want to smash her!

anna cervantes by joeybirlemoyes January 14, 2018