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Certifried

The title of somebody who is certified in driving whilst high
- “You good to drive?”
- “Don't worry, I’m certifried”
Certifried by Fortizmo April 19, 2019
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certifried

certified + fried

certifiably high. you are definitely up in the clouds
Aurora: yooo beans soup coochie
Curt: you are certifried right now mane
certifried by bakedcarninal84 October 29, 2022

Lp Certified 

LpCertified is a American artist know for his hits "drillin" and "broken"
Lp Certified is the best artist out
Lp Certified by Hellstorm666 June 14, 2019

Certified G 

People who are amazing and great in every aspect.
Dude that guy must be Certified G.
Certified G by Dragoncatcher101 February 20, 2017

Certified gang 

Known for wearing brown, black or green. It was created by Lp certified in early 2003
Im certified gang member
On certified gang i will beat yo ass
Certified gang by Hellstorm666 June 14, 2019

certified beauty

someone who's always sending it and is a good guy who always makes decisions for the boys
NELK are certified beauty's, their always sending it.

Certified G 

A lit person who inspires landons to be them but they are so badass
blake: man i am a Certified G
Certified G by SaintRow for life February 21, 2017
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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