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Cerritos College 

Cerritos College is a community college located in Norwalk, California. It was founded in 1955, and it has an attendence of about 23,000 students.

The long and short of it is that, all of the classes are on wait list, no exceptions. Everything in the bookstore is horribly expensive. The clubs are weird. The arcade games are too expensive, the only good one is Guilty Gear Isuka. Two of their classroom buildings are painted in weird colors, almost as if they were done on a dare. The Wi-Fi in the library is too slow.

Dudes with long hair are regarded as uber cool, and the same applies to dudettes with short hair.

Nobody really knows why, but everyone seems to roll with it, like the sheeple that they are.

And finally, they bring in free In-n-Out Burgers for everyone at the start of the semester. They're quite yummy actually.
Dudette: "Hey, is it true that there aren't any cute people at Cerritos College?"
Dude: "Umm... no? Who told you that?"
Dudette: "Mmm... Noone." :D
Dude: "Oh hey, did you want to come with me to buy textbooks?"
Dudette: "I wanted to... but look at those lines, there's even a line to get in!"
Dude: "Oh don't worry, It just looks crowded. It shouldn't take more than an hour."
Dudette: "Oh alright then." :)
*TWO HOURS LATER*
Dude and Dudette: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"
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Cerritos College 

Ghetto-ass community college that is so broke and with no cute ppl (except for us).
Cerritos College by C & B February 9, 2004
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