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Ur not certified but its ok cus ur cerified and dyslexic

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Cerified by Whydoiweegreen67 October 4, 2023

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Lp Certified

LpCertified is a American artist know for his hits "drillin" and "broken"

Lp Certified is the best artist out

Lp Certified by Hellstorm666 June 14, 2019

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Certified G

People who are amazing and great in every aspect.

Dude that guy must be Certified G.

Certified G by Dragoncatcher101 February 20, 2017

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Certified gang

Known for wearing brown, black or green. It was created by Lp certified in early 2003

Im certified gang member
On certified gang i will beat yo ass

Certified gang by Hellstorm666 June 14, 2019

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certified beauty

someone who's always sending it and is a good guy who always makes decisions for the boys

NELK are certified beauty's, their always sending it.

certified beauty by Fuck up some commas eh eh October 21, 2017

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Certified G

A lit person who inspires landons to be them but they are so badass

blake: man i am a Certified G

Certified G by SaintRow for life February 21, 2017

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Bad Boy Certified

When you wear a black leather jacket and turtle neck to school. Making sure to get a haircut EVERY WEEK.

OMG look at Rylan’s leather jacket he must be Bad Boy Certified

Bad Boy Certified by Rylanfan199 March 18, 2022

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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