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Central Valley Academy 

Highly looked at school in the area merged within two towns. CVA is a beautiful school with new renovations happening all the time. Although the school is nice and the programs are amazing, the kids inside are not as great. There are a plethora of horse girls, confederate hicks, and nicotine addicts. It isn’t CVA without a banger filled with drugs and alcohol. Also, the group of kids who stand outside of the property smoking cigs. Teachers run from the school in packs quitting left and right. The girls are known to be thots and the boys are nothing great to look at. You’ll see balls filled with baggy sweatpants, spaghetti straps, crocs, cva windbreakers, confederate flag attire, and messy buns/mullets galore. The smell of hot Cheetos and BO waft through the halls as fights erupt in the cafeteria/classroom.
Oh your from Central Valley Academy you must be a thot

Central Valley Academy 

Ah yes beautiful CVA located in Central New York. What more can you ask for when you have athletic boners and girls that think very highly of themselves. If you’re like me, you think they look very silly for trying so hard. I wish they new you’re popularity in k-12 isn’t going to go on a job/college resume. welp CVA just about sucks other than some of the teachers, classes and the cafeteria is pretty nice but the food is a 4-5 depending on the day. Friday’s are the best because not only is it going to be “ Friday Night Lights” nor the weekend it’s PIZZA DAYY like that’s a good day to come to school.
person from CVA: i’m from CVA
person not from CVA: Who?

person from CVA: you know Central Valley Academy

person not from CVA: Who?

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016