Cell Bone

When a gentlemen is wearing very tight jeans containing his Cell Phone in his front pocket. Also acceptable: Phone Bone

I was going to bring my phone with me into the club but I didn't want to risk cell bone.

by Dan Portnoy November 13, 2007

cell phoner boner

a geeky guy who get"s an immediate hard on when he talks to his pussybitch girlfriend

Bill must be talking to his pussybitch girlfriend again,everyones laughing at his cell phoner boner.

by edju July 27, 2007

Cellbone

An occasion when a person's pants are tight enough to misconstrue the fact that their cell phone in their pocket is not part of their bone structure because it looks like a protruding bone.

Hipsters wearing skinny jeans with a Sidekick in their pockets looks like they have a cellbone

by T. Michael May 17, 2010