Someone who gets no complaints about how terrible they are in bed.
Once the guy was no longer celibate he started getting the same complaints again.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
"Yo bro, let's not feel bad about becoming born again virgins. Instead lets have a celibation!"
by bwegs January 23, 2012
To go without sex, either willingly or not. Reasons include personal, religious, social, or bad luck. Only cure for a celibate individual is a slut or large amounts of alcohol to make the celibate person forget the aforementioned reasons.
Joe was scared of hell, so he decided to remain celibate.
Brian was fat, therefore he was forced to be celibate and instead frequently jerked off.
Due to Anne's many STD's, she laid off the pipe and went celibate.
by TheaXxX March 8, 2008
The uber Christian chick took a vow to maintain her virginity until she was married but she has been celibating several times a day.
by Dick Berry September 20, 2013
1.Unmarried or will not have sex for religeous reasons
2.Can be used as an insult
YEH well at least i get boys... its way better then being celibate like u, dearest!
by jessielake June 11, 2005
The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.
Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.

case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
by 313vagina April 17, 2009
A guy who does the Angry Pirate, Angry Moose, or any other mean sex act, then finds that he can no longer get laid.
Angry Celibate: "I gave her an Angry Pirate, and she told all her friends and now there's not a girl in town who'll fuck me!"
by Zoopy June 20, 2007