If a female is saying her man won't get any sex unless he has proof of a vaccine, it might seem like the worst thing that could happen at the time, in the way that getting off drugs seems like the worst thing that could happen to an addict when the addict first starts. You might be happier than you've been in a long time if you stick with it though.
Being celibate isn't the punishment it seems to be at first for a guy that is used to having sex on a regular basis, any more than getting sober is the punishment it might seem to be at first for an addict.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
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Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.
That guy you know everything about has lived most of his life almost like a monk, a celibate life mostly.
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Somebody who becomes celibate because other people are becoming celibate, the same way some people started fucking in high school because other people were fucking, rather than because they had an interest in the other person.
This bandwagon celibate guy holds nothing sacred, if a line forms for something else, he'll be standing in it once he gets bored with being celibate.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
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When a person goes a period of time without masterbating, they can still receive oral or have sex.
A lot of guys are hand celibate for no nut November.
by Roman Archer June 30, 2019
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To be so celibate, that you have never had sex nor have any hope of ever having sex. Thereby bringing ones confidence to such a low level that no one would ever have sexual intercourse with you, and people can almost smell the celibacy on you.
He had the celibate stench! Women could smell his celibacy 500 miles away!
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A person who abstains from marriage and sexual relations.
Yo man, did you hear about John? Dude is a straight up celibal now!
by Smart In My Own Way November 20, 2020
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A person who vows to abstain from marriage and sexual relations.
Did you hear about Saint John? Dude is an absolute celibal!
by Smart In My Own Way November 16, 2020
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