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Celebriho

A woman who is famous for no reason.
Reggie: Kim Kardashian has no recognizable talents, why is she famous?

Bruce: Because she's a celebriho.
by The B Dawg December 16, 2011
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‘Celebratory’ Assembly

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An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.
Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly
by Gwendolenalexia July 30, 2012
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Celebratory Crouching

An action used commonly in the Halo video game series mainly during online multiplayer player play. Celebratory Crouching is normally seen as several pelvic thrusts/crouching motions into a recently killed halo player to humiliate ones death or to celebrate an unbelievable kill. While many find the action insulting during the game as it is oftenly confused with T-Bagging however it is perfectly acceptable to celebratory crouch on ones face or body in the game.
Dude look at me CELEBRATORY CROUCHING on this guys face!
by hamburgersyum August 22, 2011
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Celebriphiliac

Anyone who will always say that they have seen a celebrity, wherever they go. These frequent encounters usually occur, when the person suffering from this disease is alone.
Patsy: You're not going to believe who I saw at Denny's today!!!

Jakeson: Oh boy, here we go again!

Patsy: It was Willie from the hit TV series ALF! He was my waiter!

Jakeson: Dude, that guy died 6 years ago, you're such a Celebriphiliac!!!
by Big Guy JT January 11, 2009
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Celebridouche

Someone famous for being famous who also happens to be extremely unlikable.
The entire cast of Jersey Shore has now reached celebridouche status in American pop culture.
by Ian Mott February 3, 2010
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Celebratory Departure Bowl

The last bowl of marijuana (or any drugs to be places into a bowl and smoked) packed just before a person (or group of people) leaves someone's place of residence or other place where said drugs were being smoked. Usually as a last minute thought before the people leave.
Yinz want to smoke a celebratory departure bowl before you go?
by I want a monkey so bad! November 18, 2010
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celebricunt

ce·leb·ri·cunt {suh-leb-ri-kuhnt}
–noun, plural
1. a famous or well known asshole
2. a useless person who produces nothing and should commit suicide for the benefit of humanity, but instead persists on living
3. any person who appears on the pages of People Magazine
4. a famous person who gets married more than once
5. Paris Hilton
Paris "Waste of Oxygen" Hilton is a celebricunt, Britney "Bitch" Spears is a celebricunt, etc.
by FUCK CELEBRITIES February 1, 2007
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