Ceiling Eyes 

A disconcerting, blank stare that makes it seem like the person is staring at some vague spot up on the ceiling.

Audrina Patridge may have had her lips plumped, but can't she do anything about her ceiling eyes?

Ceiling Eyes by jayms82 December 22, 2008

ceiling eyes 

Perez Hilton's nickname for Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" fame. Probably because in most pictures it looks like she's looking up at something

"Us Weekly is planning on putting the feud between Beef Curtains (Lauren Conrad) and Ceiling Eyes on their new cover."

ceiling eyes by Heather (Ya Know) January 18, 2009

Ceiling eyes 

When your irises are apparently too small to reach the bottom of your eye socket.

Audrina Patridge has ceiling eyes.

Ceiling eyes by blackeyezz December 22, 2008

ceiling eyes 

An ambient pop band from San Francisco

I love ceiling eyes.

ceiling eyes by LATANA January 21, 2013

ceilingeye

Like a walleye, but the stray eye is looking up instead of to the left or right.

Tony has a ceilingeye, so it always looks like he partially expecting an arial attack.

ceilingeye by the comand'r April 2, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019