ceef

When someone who just started smoking canabis thinks they are a cool stoner and tries to message about the byproduct of grinding canabis that is correctly known as “keef”

Dude we should total pack some ceef on that joint dude.

ceef by Hotstuff411 May 12, 2018

ceef

lord.

hello master lord great senpai ceef

ceef by Brrrthegreat June 26, 2021

Ceef

A word used to call someone u can trust. E.G youe bro or your close friend

CEEF:Jay is a real ceed ,he really savwd my lifw yesterday

Ceef by CEEF February 1, 2022

Ceef

During anal intercourse, when air gets stuck into the anal cavity it can get forced out. Anal equivalent to queef.

(1) So when they were Fucking me in the ass, they kept pulling in and out and I ceefed .

Ceef by Arriii28 March 11, 2023

Ceefer 

By day, a basement dwelling cat. Ornery and grouchy, Ceefers prefer to sleep most of the day in a box labeled "summer clothes" instead of their bed.

When not receiving adequate petting or cuddles, Ceefers will deposit a small fecal mound upon the threshold of doors or on comforters.

Other ways of displaying resentment include sneezing mucous onto your face, or depositing vomit into the hood of your favorite christmas sweater.

Ceefers typically sleep on average, 23.5 hours of the day, the remainder of the time they can be found in their most natural habitat, the homo sapiens sapiens "bed" for cleaning, sleeping or rubbing their butts on the comforter.

Preferred activity of choice: cuddles, and headbutts.

"Awe man, Ceefer just barfed into my sweater"

"Thanks for pooing in my sleeping area Ceefies"

Ceefer by catlady101 February 3, 2010

Ceefing 

The uncomfortable experience to cough while peeing.

"I sprayed the toilet seat with piss last night due to ceefing."

Ceefing by Ogla's Helga October 28, 2007

Ceefee 

Another term for a closet freak or someone, most usually a girl, who is a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed.

Rob: Did you see the way Lindsey just looked at me?!
Ryan: Ya, total Ceefee man.

Ceefee by KatayBootay May 17, 2009