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Cedricism 

Cedricism is a school of philosophical thought were you are literally absolutely dumbfounded by other people's incompetence. Its very difficult to concretely describe, but it is essential that you assume yourself to be the emperor of all reason. The behaviour of a cedrician would typically include sitting right at the back of a philosophy class, reclining in jest. A cedrician will then go on to chortle to himself as people make suggestions, head facing the sky in amusement. He will then continue to laugh at intellectually-based poor humour, much like the ultimate articulation of rick and morty fans. All cedricians are restricted by rules, but if they were not, they would most likely lie naked, farting in dismissal at other people's logic and reasoning, puffing on an absolutely enormous cigar. If he were ever to grace the world with a suggestion of his own ideas, a cedrician would present them as if he is rationing peasants mere titbits of his superior knowledge, by using a laughably conversational tone.
Person 1: "formal logic is good in some instances, but sometimes it might take a two hour reading session just to prove that 1 + 1 doesn't equal 5"

learned scholar in cedricism: *laughs condescendingly, puffs on cigar, and burps in disapproval*
Cedricism by rory39 November 7, 2017

cedrickisms 

a growing collection of stupid thoughts and or sayings
all of his cedrickisms make that boy special
cedrickisms by #2t December 24, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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