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cause it's 

wow you went on a rabbit hole of hyperlinks dditn you
cause it's free money
cause it's means: because it is
why are your hands sweaty
cause it's my gamer lubricant
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cause it's by heheman12 April 19, 2021

Cause I Can and It's Free

A phrase to answer any "why" questions.

'Fuck it' clause 

Every social and some work related tasks have an implied 'fuck it' clause where if it becomes too much of a ball ache you can just say 'fuck it' and leave it in whatever state it is in
I was painting the shed, when I got to the back I invoked the 'fuck it' clause

Was it caused by COVID-19? 

The question asked, whether or not aloud, when a death is announced these days, as if few people died in the community or country in pre-pandemic days.
If the answer to “Was it caused by COVID-19?” is rumored or suspected to be positive, fewer relatives and friends are prone to attending a funeral wake.

Flick It Clause of 2014 

A defense maneuver used when one becomes the subject of a window dicking, where the defender flicks the tip of the dick, hoping to scare off the assailant.
Knowing that Q-tips are too painful and require too great precision, Peacock knew that there was only one way to scare Chuckles off. It was the Flick It Clause of 2014 that would do the trick.

It's just another one-off case

A pervasive Brazilian rhetorical dismissal used to defang any example that threatens a cherished narrative, especially by those in power. When presented with a damning instance of corruption, police brutality, or systemic failure, this phrase magically transforms it from evidence of a pattern into a meaningless statistical anomaly. It's the ultimate tool for normalization, draining collective outrage by insisting each horrific event is a unique, freak accident with no connection to any other—ensuring the structure that produced it never has to be examined.
Example: A video surfaces showing a military police officer executing an unarmed Black teenager in a favela. The government spokesperson appears on TV: "This is a tragedy, but it's just another one-off case. We cannot generalize the honorable work of our police force based on one bad actor." The phrase turns a symptom of endemic violence into a conversational dead end.