Catprick

The act of using fictitious pictures of a large penis to falsely lure someone into sexual attraction

She knew she'd been catpricked immediately upon unzipping his pants to find out he was only half as hung as his previous picture messsges suggested.

Catprick by T-Jeff February 15, 2017

Catrick 

Catrick is a type of ragamuffin cat who enjoys hanging out with little tabby cats and curly haired owners. He typically has a fluffy tail, and likes to play fetch with cable ties.

"Catrick, like Patrick but a Cat"

Catrick by StephanieBear September 20, 2013

catrick 

the bestest person ever although slightly hyper at times & often terrifying.
only eats wotsits and aero yoghurts.
likes beds,booze and other people's money
dislikes most food,spending her own money and small children who she doesn't know
often found in a drunken state of mind this is normal it doesn't mean she has found a secret stash of vodka

Catrick: your brother looks like he'd watch owl porn
Rosie: what? that's not even real porn! let's google it

catrick by catricklover August 11, 2009