Catnach Syndrome Share definition Flag To be totally confused. To have red hair. To be born with an inherent cute and cuddly personality. "I'm afraid you're suffering from Catnach Syndrome, you may only have a week of normality left. Catnach Syndrome by william scholes October 18, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Catnach Syndrome mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch