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Catherall 

Noun: A contraction of the "can't" and "bugger all" - short form of "Can not do bugger all", the double negative and poor spelling being ironice references to the futility of anything that can be related to a Catherall
He's a complete catherall
No way, he catheralle'd that up completely
'e spellz lark a caverorl
Catherall by ymmit July 21, 2004
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the cathedral 

Describes the broadly left leaning 'media academia complex' in which Western Liberal democracy is steeped. In broad terms, the juxtaposition of cultural Marxism and what is seen as democracy's intrinsic tyranny where takers get to out vote makers.

It is a term coined by dark enlightenment bloggers and gaining increasingly widespread usage.
Since the Cathedral has ascended to global supremacy, it no longer has need for Founding Fathers, who awkwardly recall its parochial ancestry, and impede its transnational public relations. Rather, it seeks perpetual re-invigoration through their denigration. The phenomenon of the ‘New Atheism’, with its transparent progressive affiliations, attests abundantly to this. Paleo-puritanism must be derided in order for neo-puritanism to flourish – the meme is dead, long live the meme!
the cathedral by Nick600 October 23, 2013

Cathedral Rave 

The single greatest event to happen ever. formed by a devious group of juniors, the chs rave was an underground rave that took place in between b basement and the main basement. hundred came from all over campus to rave for the sake of raving.
STATS:

Temperature: 146 degrees
Average person per square foot: 3

Attendance: 250+

chs rave > chs courtyard battle

chs rave > woodstock
chs rave > the american revolution
chs rave > the roman empire
chs rave > the invention of fire
chs rave > bowflex
chs rave > grendel
chs rave ≥ the birth of jesus christ
chs rave > mel gibson performance in braveheart
chs rave > rocky balboa
The Cathedral Rave penetrated my soul... and i liked it?
Cathedral Rave by /b/103 October 2, 2009

Takeru Cathedral 

Takeru Cathedral is an oc/created character created within the Elysium(Universe/Earth 596.) rp/rpf series created in the Kik community in 2012. Within the story of Elysium Takeru Cathedral was said to be known as the son of "The Great Merchant." . Takeru Cathedral would be known as one of the first "Practitioner's of Light" which is further explained throughout the series as the "one's who are extraordinary holding vast understanding and power". He was known to be prodigy at rpf in the first "Towairaitorifuto War" and second Towairaitorifuto War learned every strength of nature along with Martial Arts skills known asTae Kwon Do,Krav Maga,Kung Fu and Kendo. Takeru Cathedral is most known for being a Divine Foreteller which were one of the few co-founders of the Kingdom known as Divinity.He was also known sealing away Medusa Gødon a childhood friend that had been misguided by her gift of what seem to be almost unlimited brain capacity and strength causing her to declare the second Towairaitorifuto War on the Allied Nations. Takeru Cathedral was known for his light-hearted personality and respectively as a person many looked up to and still til this day his oc is still honored in the series. During his times after the war he would go on the mentor a few other known names within the series. After some time he would pass due to a cursed sickness from the second Towairaitorifuto War leaving behind his only son Kyo Cathedral.
”There comes a time where many would advise you to do one thing boy, the world is against you Mystigin, what will you perpetrate? The path of greed and power or the path of the righteous soul?”

-Takeru Cathedral

“You and your sister Mytha contain great strength and I feel you two have a bright future.”

-Takeru Cathedral

cathedral of green

'Cathedral of green' is an expression that refers to some of the classic baseball stadiums such as Fenway Park in Boston, Yankee Stadium in New York, or Wrigley Field in Chicago. Often used ironically.
Yes, the Yankees will appear in Yankee Stadium, that fabled cathedral of green in the Bronx tonight.

St Mary's Cathedral College

Quite literally a cement prison. 1/3 of the school is gay or bi but too scared to admit it. They either stare at their homie's ass or the teacher's ass. Every student from year 9+ has more hormones than 5 standard male adults.

The school although in close proximity to Sydney Grammars, lacks everything they have, such as functional toilets. Every second week a toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Or the door is broken because some kid kicked it down while shouting "FBI open up", while their friend is taking a shit or pissing. The school can recite the Angelus off by heart, but it can't recite the multiplication table, no matter how hard they try. The school cares more about whether the students are wearing black or white socks more than anything.

The whole school either has a new MacBook or a new gaming laptop to play their Summertime Saga on. They think they can stop students from accessing social media at school, when everyone has a VPN.

And yes, St Mary's Cathedral College is the school that had a principal arrested for Child abuse charges. And the religion teachers deny George Pell's wrongdoing and get all riled up every time they hear his name. The only notable alumni since the school was established in 1824 is Albanese who still can't win against Scomo, Although bragging about being the oldest Catholic school in Australia, they are second, after Parramatta Marist. So I don't know where they are getting this false information from.
Person 1: Who's that kid slapping his friend's ass?
Person 2: Probably a St Mary's Cathedral College student

Person 1:Who's failed science test is that?
Person 2: A St Mary's student probably

Person 1: Who's that sexist, racist pig?
Person 2: Pretty obviously a St Mary's student

Person 1: Who's that virgin looking clown?
Person 2: St Mary's student for sure.

Saint Baxter’s Cathedral 

Located in the curvy rear valley of ultimate 21st century sex goddess, Maitland Ward Baxter, Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is a magnificent erotic sanctified place of worship. Thousands upon thousands of loyal Ward Worshipers praise this Holiest of Holies on a daily basis, wishing they were worthy enough to enter its divine splendor. It is currently unknown if any man has actually ever entered Saint Baxter’s Cathedral, but many a man would sell their souls to make that holy pilgrimage
Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is the universally undisputed Holiest of Holies.

I would give my left nut for the opportunity to enter Saint Baxter's Cathedral.
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