A Caterpillar Dick is a dick that is able to move like a Caterpillar. This means that the penis crawls with such elegance that it attracts all the females. It is said to be so mesmerizing that only few can recall ever seeing it.
I hooked up with my boyfriend last night and you wont believe what he had... A giant Caterpillar Dick!
Did you see Gab yesterday? He had a nice Caterpillar Dick
No way that Caterpillar kinda looks like my boyfriends dick, maybe he has a Caterpillar Dick.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!