Catalina Island 

26 miles from Long Beach, CA, Catalina is the greatest place on Earth. But that's only if you stay at a friend's house. But the food is wonderful and there is plenty to do. Avalon is beautiful and cruise ships stop there twice per week.

Do you want to go to Catalina with us over the vacation? We can go kayaking, hiking, eat good food, relax, go to the movies...

Catalina Island by Adrienne February 26, 2005

Catalina Island 

Also known as the Poor Man’s Hawaii, Santa Catalina Island is a small Desert Island just off the coast of Long Beach. The history of the island spans hundreds of years, yet the history is rather unnoticeable. The island is somewhat popular to celebrities, including Marilyn Monroe, Christopher Walken, and various social media stars. The island holds the annual Catalina Wine Mixer every year completely thanks to the movie Step Brothers.

There is no exports of Catalina Island besides tourism, which it receives millions of people year round. Currently, the island is in a severe drought.

“I was at Catalina Island for the Catalina Wine Mixer bro, it was radical!”

“Christopher Walken and Natalie Wood were here before she died!”

Catalina Island by El Fuckface October 2, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004