The sex act where two or more individuals take a piece of fruit (preferably a cucumber) and stick it up their partner's anal area multiple times. "Chesire Cat Smilers" are of those who perform this act. It is common knowledge that chesire cat smilers also eat the fruit afterwards no matter how dirty or grotesque it has become during their sexual routine.
Person A opening person B's legs while laying on the floor and jabbing the cucumber into their anal area while they perform the Chesire Cat Smile.
A: Fancy doing a Chesire Cat Smile with me honey?
B: Sure why not!? It's been long since we became Chesire Cat Smilers for the night. Go on, in you get cuccy (slang for cucumber).
she is my pet cat that is in love with smile dog and she will call you a shit dawg. if you call her smiley cat she will call you smiley dog if you seem like a dog but if you seem like a cat she will call you a sewer rat. her catch phrase is '' spread the sentense'' which sounds simmalar to ''spread the word''.
random human that might be killed by a creepypasta:did you read the smile cat creepypasta story?
other human:yes i did but then i met her irl and i called her smiley cat and then she called me a smileysewer rat.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.