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Castruita 

an exquisite Mexican dish involving beans, rice, sometimes tofu, tortillas, chips and salsa, with tomato sauce on top.
Mmmm I had some delicious Castruitas last night for dinner.
Castruita by RockabillyNikky June 27, 2009
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castribate 

masturbating, when beating off, cutting off the shaft immediately during climax, then getting jizz all over your sliced chassis and blood. Mutiliated Genitals are the Ultimate pleasure.
"if you don't stop beating off in front of me, i'm going castribate you!"
castribate by George Philip November 22, 2004
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Castrataku

The art of committing ritual suicide through castration
Person A: Hey man, what is he doing?
Person B: Castrataku
Person A: Why?
Person B: He needs to preserve his families honour after eating that vegan sandwich
Person A: Oooooooo... Fair

Castrata 

Super sexy Latina goddess. Her vocals will put your ween at attention. A queen through and through. You’re so lucky to know her, and she knows it. But she’s not stuck up. Seriously. She’s a thiqqy slice of humble pie. But she doesn’t have to be. She could act like the diva she is, but she chooses not to. Cause she’s that nice.

She isn’t the type to admit she’s in love with her boyfriend’s best friend. But that’s part of her charm. Mason knows how much she loves him, but respects her relationship. He really just wants to wear her wigs, but his head is too big and he will stretch them.

Castrata is a star. If you don’t know her, you’re wrong. Respect her and follow her and give her money.
Omg someone this talented and beautiful could only be Castrata!!!
Castrata by MaymayButt November 24, 2021

Castriota 

Omg YA Castriota is so attractive
Castriota by Hejsodudh May 29, 2023

castraited

Off with tho Willy
(Celty boi off with YOUR WILLY THOU SHALL BE BANASHED FROM THY TRIBE CASTRAITED he shall be)
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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