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Castrata 

Super sexy Latina goddess. Her vocals will put your ween at attention. A queen through and through. You’re so lucky to know her, and she knows it. But she’s not stuck up. Seriously. She’s a thiqqy slice of humble pie. But she doesn’t have to be. She could act like the diva she is, but she chooses not to. Cause she’s that nice.

She isn’t the type to admit she’s in love with her boyfriend’s best friend. But that’s part of her charm. Mason knows how much she loves him, but respects her relationship. He really just wants to wear her wigs, but his head is too big and he will stretch them.

Castrata is a star. If you don’t know her, you’re wrong. Respect her and follow her and give her money.
Omg someone this talented and beautiful could only be Castrata!!!
Castrata by MaymayButt November 24, 2021
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Castrato 

In the early days of opera, womyn were not allowed to sing in public, not even in a chorus. How to fill in the female roles in opera? Pick a choir-boy with a great voice that has not yet deepened, by consent of their parents, perform a little operation on them, removing the testicles.

Results? Without the hormones needed for adulthood, their voices remained sopranos and altos while their chests and lungs matured regularly, their voices combined male power with female beauty. Now they were able to successfully pull off female roles onstage.

Today, this practice is illegal.
Farinelli was the most legendary castrato... history says these things, but can it make you believe them?
Castrato by Sam October 29, 2004

Castratikron 

a Castratikron is a being that was born of evil in a fiery volcano that takes the testicles off of smaller creatures.
a Castratikron castrated a chupacabra.

mass castrations 

In ancient and medieval times was a common practice the castration of vanquished enemies after the battles. A historian of the Seljuk sultans told a tale in which after a great victory over the the last of the Khwarazmians, the turk Seljuk Key Coubad ordered the testicles or scrotums of thirty thousand defeated army soldiers joined together to produce three hundred tents - a task which apparently occupied the greater part of the army for five whole days, but produced what was described as a memorable memento of the battle!
"These mass castrations were done just after the battles, in order to sell the new eunuchs to the merchants of slaves that usually followed the armies".

Mexican Castration 

...can happen as a result of carrying Mexican i.e. sans pistol holster/proper retention device--gun usually tucked into waistband.

Literally: to accidentally blast one's own genitalia off via a negligent discharge of a firearm that is being "carried Mexican."
Mexican castration almost happened to Plaxico Burress when his (.40 S&W) Glock 23 went off and struck him in the thigh at that New York night club because he had his piece tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants. But seriously, despite the fact that he could have shot his own balls off, who wears sweatpants to a nightclub?
Mexican Castration by 3^3=27 September 19, 2009

Castrate 

The process of cutting off a male's genitals.
I'll castrate you with a chicken's beak if you say pwn is pronounced "pween" one more time.
Castrate by Joseph September 18, 2004

castrated 

Trespassers will be castrated
castrated by Shib May 14, 2002
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