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Carson Wentz 

A blessing to the Philadelphia Eagles and the city itself. Future Superbowl Champion and legend. Former North Dakota State QB who lit the NFL on fire in just 3 short weeks and already making NFL history.

2017 milestones: Prior to his knee injury in 2017 Carson led the league in TD passes AND set an Eagles franchise single season record throwing 33 touchdowns (previous record was Sonny Jurgensen with 32). He also became the NFL QB with the most completions through the first 25 games of their career.
Carson Wentz is better than Sam Bradford

Thanks to Carson Wentz "Wentzlvania" is now a thing

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Carson Wentz 

an absolute crappy QB that played well for one season and then completely tanked for the Eagles, was traded to in Colts an Jonathan Taylor carried the team. Then was traded to the Washington Communists and was benched for Taylor Heinicke.

Carson Wentz 

The coach on HBO Hard Knocks was simpin on Carson Wentz, "the mediocre pussy."
Carson Wentz by notasimpcity December 19, 2021

Carson-wentzism 

A type of disease that makes NFL quarterbacks throw 2 interceptions a game for the rest of their career.
Cam Newton picked up a serious case of carson-wentzism while on the patriots.
Carson-wentzism by Rstoloff June 21, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004