Carpet minger 

A rough and unattractive lesbian.

"I swear that one on the left is a fucking carpet minger!"

Carpet minger by Hoofster May 29, 2014

carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

carpet miner by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020