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Carpet Colony

A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.
I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.
by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016
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