Carolina Squeezer

A catastrophically inexperienced first hand job delivered with maximum enthusiasm, minimum technique, and the grip strength of a stressed-out babysitter opening a pickle jar. Commonly associated with girls in 2004 who thought “working it” mostly involved panicked squeezing and eye contact.

That flat chested girl in her tweety bird shirt is giving that young Jason Biggs a Carolina squeezer!

Carolina Squeezer by grody May 11, 2026

South Carolina Sinus Squeeze 

The female equivalent of the North Carolina Nose Job. The act of inserting one’s nose into a female’s vagina, then having the female contract to suck snot out of a clogged nostril. In the southern region of the state, the labia is used as a makeshift tissue for added cleanliness.

Duuude Broo. Get ur girl to give you the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. I can smell for the first time in like forever bro.

South Carolina Sinus Squeeze by Slimmy T July 7, 2025