Carolina Pt 2. 

Little does she know, She’s left an everlasting impact on my heart and it belongs only to her. Carolina I’m so lucky to have you in my life, yes I’m a young man as I’m only 21, yet I know you have all the makings of being the best wife and MY wife. Carolina is someone who knows every single song! You may get frustrated because you want to show her a new song, then all of a sudden she starts singing it word for word. But, I can promise you all of your frustrations will evaporate in thin air as soon as she looks at you with those eyes, as soon as she gives you a warm hug, or bites your nose, pops your fingers, gives you a million kisses all over your face, or even tickling you. Just make sure you don’t tickle her because she will exclaim you must STOP. Hey Carolina, it’s me Derek. I want to let you know you have my heart, you’re simply a joy to be around, the umbrella on rainy days for me, the light in the darkest and a person who never fails to cheer me up. I want you to know I truly love you, I understand what the past entailed and how it allowed us to grow within ourselves. Even with that being said, you’ve always been my rock, my home and my love. Wherever the future takes us, I vow to take each step hand in hand with one another, to build together and accomplish all the goals we have. Regardless if we make all those come true or not time will tell, still I want to spend it together. I wanted to take the time to ask you a question, will you be my valentine again?

Carolina, I have an important question for you.

Will you be my valentine?

Carolina Pt 2.

Carolina Pt 2. by Derek&Kevin&Kitty February 14, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007