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Carolina Pt 2. 

Little does she know, She’s left an everlasting impact on my heart and it belongs only to her. Carolina I’m so lucky to have you in my life, yes I’m a young man as I’m only 21, yet I know you have all the makings of being the best wife and MY wife. Carolina is someone who knows every single song! You may get frustrated because you want to show her a new song, then all of a sudden she starts singing it word for word. But, I can promise you all of your frustrations will evaporate in thin air as soon as she looks at you with those eyes, as soon as she gives you a warm hug, or bites your nose, pops your fingers, gives you a million kisses all over your face, or even tickling you. Just make sure you don’t tickle her because she will exclaim you must STOP. Hey Carolina, it’s me Derek. I want to let you know you have my heart, you’re simply a joy to be around, the umbrella on rainy days for me, the light in the darkest and a person who never fails to cheer me up. I want you to know I truly love you, I understand what the past entailed and how it allowed us to grow within ourselves. Even with that being said, you’ve always been my rock, my home and my love. Wherever the future takes us, I vow to take each step hand in hand with one another, to build together and accomplish all the goals we have. Regardless if we make all those come true or not time will tell, still I want to spend it together. I wanted to take the time to ask you a question, will you be my valentine again?
Carolina, I have an important question for you.

Will you be my valentine?

Carolina Pt 2.
Carolina Pt 2. by Derek&Kevin&Kitty February 14, 2025
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026