/kar-nis-kuh-tair-ee-uhn/
Noun
– A strict Diet where you can only consume Carnist Hypocrites — People who claim to love Animals, protect the Environment, or care about Kindness, yet still eat Meat, Dairy, or Eggs.
– The most sustainable form of Eating, since Carniscatarians recycle Hypocrisy back into the Food Chain.
Lifestyle:
Carniscatarians do not eat Plants or Animals directly. Instead, they survive exclusively on those who eat Animals while pretending not to be part of the Problem.
Fun Fact:
Often considered the most ethical Diet on Earth. It saves Animals, saves Plants, and cleanses Society of Hypocrisy one Bite at a Time.
Noun
– A strict Diet where you can only consume Carnist Hypocrites — People who claim to love Animals, protect the Environment, or care about Kindness, yet still eat Meat, Dairy, or Eggs.
– The most sustainable form of Eating, since Carniscatarians recycle Hypocrisy back into the Food Chain.
Lifestyle:
Carniscatarians do not eat Plants or Animals directly. Instead, they survive exclusively on those who eat Animals while pretending not to be part of the Problem.
Fun Fact:
Often considered the most ethical Diet on Earth. It saves Animals, saves Plants, and cleanses Society of Hypocrisy one Bite at a Time.
Examples:
“Sorry, I don’t eat Bacon. I’m Carniscatarian. I only eat the Guy eating Bacon.”
“She said she was an Environmentalist while biting into a Cheeseburger, so yeah… Dinner’s sorted.”
“Sorry, I don’t eat Bacon. I’m Carniscatarian. I only eat the Guy eating Bacon.”
“She said she was an Environmentalist while biting into a Cheeseburger, so yeah… Dinner’s sorted.”
by Carniscatarian August 22, 2025
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