Carney Combo

The act of receiving the following all at one time; 1. Fisted by a clown 2. Ass-stung by a midget 3. Blown by the bearded lady.

There is also an Midwest variation where the above fisting from the clown is substituted for anal beads made from 3/4 inch sissal rope tied into knots.

Gomez received a carney combo as part of an all-inclusive vacation package to Cleveland, Ohio. He chose to upgrade this particular gift to the Midwest variation.

Carney Combo by Brian Boitano July 3, 2004

Super Carney Combo 

An upgraded variation of the carney combo. This upgrade includes, in addition to the standard carney combo, the following; 1. A gimp mask and gag ball is worn by the pivot man. 2. A man sporting a mullet, wearing assless leather chaps, whips the pivot man with a cat-o-nine-tails made from bailing twine.

Gomez again upgraded his all inclusive carney combo package to the ever popular SUPER carney combo, causing him much pleasure

Super Carney Combo by Brian Boitano July 4, 2004

Carney Strikes Back Combo  

An intergalactic version of the trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.

Fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named " Carney Strikes Back Combo "

Carney Strikes Back Combo by jamie_ledge December 13, 2008

Carney Strikes Back Combo 

An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.

As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.

Yes, fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year.The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "Carney Strikes Back Combo"

Carney Strikes Back Combo by jamie_ledge December 14, 2008

The Carney Strikes Back Combo 

An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.

As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.

Yes, fear is real, need proof? Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production at night-time. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to fly back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "The Carney Strikes Back Combo"

The Carney Strikes Back Combo by jamie_ledge December 12, 2008