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Carney'd 

To recieve anal sex in an alarmingly rough manor, so much to the point your anal hole splits from violent manoeuvres
You my friend just got carney'd

Aww no, I feel like I've been carney'd!
Carney'd by Halowarrior81 November 22, 2011
Words you can keep
The state of pure excess. When you have gone far beyond being drunk, crunk, stoned and blazed and have become straight up toxic--you are carny'd.

To reach carny'd, you need to fully embrace the spirit of a carnival worker. You wake up at noon, use your one remaining tooth to puncture an air hole in your Pabst so you can properly shotgun it. Hose vomit off the tilt-a-whirl while taking meth and Draino. Then when your shift ends, the real party begins. You wake up beside the bearded lady with a broken arm, smelling like moldy cabbage and have no idea how you got there.
Man, I just knocked back an Everclear/Rat Poison/Toothpaste cocktail and I can't feel my legs--I am so carny'd!
Carny'd by KillaTON February 27, 2009

Be nice to Jules/Carley day <3 

Be nice to Jules/Carley on discord <3
Be nice to Jules/Carley day <3:Hey Jules/Carley you're such a good bedwars player.

Carny Dope 

A drink that is a mixture of Red bull and Mt. Dew. Often used to keep carnies (sideshow people) awake for long periods of time.
The bearded lady was looking a little tired but after some carny dope she was fine!
Carny Dope by GoodLife20090 May 27, 2011

Carne de la noché

The wanting to have intercourse with someone.
“Wow! She was so fit. Carne de la noché”

Jacks Gullible

Danny Carey

Tool's drummer. A beastly dude who wields a pair of drumsticks and worships some trippy occult sacred geometry voodoo shit. He has greater drumming chops than John Bonham did at his best, he can drum better with his feet than anyone else can with their hands, and he's pretty much the man
Yo man, Danny Carey is like, the best drummer alive, man
Danny Carey by perfectsmirkle February 19, 2012

Alycia Debnam-Carey 

An amazing precious actress who stars on FTWD as Alicia Clark. She appeared as commander Lexa on The 1oo. She sparked the great gay revolution, and the great gay migration following the death of her character Lexa. She has a jawline that could slit your throat, she can go from cupcake to daddy in .02 seconds, she is adorkable, and she doesn't know how famous she is.
Alycia Debnam-Carey is a bottom
Alycia Debnam-Carey by Lb420 July 17, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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