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Carlene Fleming

A walking talking goddamn humungous obese lump of toxic trash ranging from 500lb to 2500lb. She is a squatter and lives in a govt funded shack stealing govt funds to pay for hair and nail jobs up to $1500 and pilfering taxpayer money to ferry her fat ass to the shop a couple if yards across the street where she hangs around after dark to deal weed and get high with her extremely irritating entitled kids who also weigh hundreds of lbs. She is blacklisted by car rental companies (she got the money by faking disability) after breaking the suspension on at least 2 dozen cars and refusing to pay repair costs, for which she has been jailed several times in a supermax prison (not supermax in terms of security but in terms cell size to accommodate the foot wide cascade of fatty flabs dangling from her 4' wide chest. When walking along public roads and across bridges she must attach an 'oversize' numberplate and a police escort will accompany her as she is a hazard to public safety. She is a nasty brat an screams like a banshee Karen at every opportunity to defend the trouble her entitled bratty kids get in when they misbehave (the only thing they know how to do). Everyone passing this oversize whore/hoar is repelled not only by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh but also of the sewerage she bathes in and the overmatured stilton cheese she greases her hair with.
When a Carlene Fleming was hired at my elementary school, we all skipped class and freaked out. The Carlene Flemong caused the largest incident of mass hysteria ever recorded.
Carlene Fleming by Cudbcnfcncjc August 23, 2019
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