Carl Azuz

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there are no words to describe this amazing human. he gives the best puns known the man kind. he not only is the news anchor for CNN10, but he is also my God. I am a strong believer in azuzism and i pray to carl azuz every night.

friend 1: we didn't watch CNN10 this morning in class!
friend 2: awh it's okay I already prayed to Carl Azuz this morning...

Carl Azuz by carlazuzlover December 26, 2019

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Carl Azuz

Anchor for CNN 10 and is a certified "kool kid." He makes hilarious puns, and is known to appear outside KFC restaurants at night. A Greek legend about the son of Zeus is often linked with him because of his last name, which sounds like the name of the Greek god. Carl Azuz has a deep love for corn, as well as Totino's Pizza Rolls.

Joey'sWorldTour: Yo I was outside KFC last night filming a new video on the Extra Super Spicy Crunch Delight Burger (made with real Babar meat) with a side of Scoopy Flop Bamboozler, and I swore that I saw Carl Azuz for a second.
Generic other guy: Yo dude thats freaking epic.

Carl Azuz by wolfrick November 12, 2018

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Carl Azuz

Sexy man hoe who likes children and indian curry sauce

Carl Azuz raped my cat last night! I hope he impregnated her

Carl Azuz by NOGUS January 16, 2017

carlazuzatticus

Carlazuzatticus is a danganronpa tiktoker that mostly posts komahina. They have a great personality and is a pretty cool dude, great person to be friends with too. Carlazuzatticus is the best danganronpa tiktoker

“Hey yknow carlazuzatticus?”
“Ohh yea they’re a legend! Komahina videos go crazy”

carlazuzatticus by SpidermanShuichi July 13, 2023

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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