Caribou High School 

Caribou High School is the worst school in Maine. It is full of dumb autistic kids that play rec games. Houlton can win as many state championships in a year as they can in 50 years. They are all poor and have crooked teeth. Anyone coming from there is going to end up going to a community college with no job living out of their mother's basement. The kids that go to Houlton elementary school are smarter than all those dumb kids. Even kids at Hodgdon are smarter than them. The teachers should probably get community service hours for having to deal with those Caribou kids. They all are just a wannabe P.I.

Presque Isle Person: "I need to get my community service hours in, but I don't know how."
Teacher that works for Caribou High School: " Just work for Caribou High School and you'll get all your hours in right away!"

Presque Isle person: "Why on Earth would I do that, I don't want to lose my last two dysfunctional brain cells."

Caribou High School by HoultonIsBetterThanCaribou April 4, 2019

Caribou High School 

A school situated in the vast potato lands of northern Maine, said to have been put there by god for souls who are fated to roam purgatory. The school has 2.3 stars on google maps whereas Houlton high school has a solid 3.3. The school is home to the Future Farmers Of America which is the only future most students get. The school stinks of weed and cigarettes, letting people know to avoid it within 5 miles. The school is notorious in it's state of the art Juul rooms and dip compost bins spread throughout the school. The school takes pride in being 38th on SAT scoring, being 7 places under Houlton high school. The school also won their first State Championship recently, which has most of the school with their heads so far up their ass end, they can see their empty head, which is fitting for their mascot the Vikings.

Caribou High School Student: Hey how are you doing?
Houlton High School student 2: ...Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Person 3: Must be from Caribou High School.

Caribou High School by HoultonBoiz April 4, 2019