1 definition by HoultonIsBetterThanCaribou
Caribou High School is the worst school in Maine. It is full of dumb autistic kids that play rec games. Houlton can win as many state championships in a year as they can in 50 years. They are all poor and have crooked teeth. Anyone coming from there is going to end up going to a community college with no job living out of their mother's basement. The kids that go to Houlton elementary school are smarter than all those dumb kids. Even kids at Hodgdon are smarter than them. The teachers should probably get community service hours for having to deal with those Caribou kids. They all are just a wannabe P.I.
Presque Isle Person: "I need to get my community service hours in, but I don't know how."
Teacher that works for Caribou High School: " Just work for Caribou High School and you'll get all your hours in right away!"
Presque Isle person: "Why on Earth would I do that, I don't want to lose my last two dysfunctional brain cells."
Teacher that works for Caribou High School: " Just work for Caribou High School and you'll get all your hours in right away!"
Presque Isle person: "Why on Earth would I do that, I don't want to lose my last two dysfunctional brain cells."
by HoultonIsBetterThanCaribou April 4, 2019