1 definition by HoultonBoiz
A school situated in the vast potato lands of northern Maine, said to have been put there by god for souls who are fated to roam purgatory. The school has 2.3 stars on google maps whereas Houlton high school has a solid 3.3. The school is home to the Future Farmers Of America which is the only future most students get. The school stinks of weed and cigarettes, letting people know to avoid it within 5 miles. The school is notorious in it's state of the art Juul rooms and dip compost bins spread throughout the school. The school takes pride in being 38th on SAT scoring, being 7 places under Houlton high school. The school also won their first State Championship recently, which has most of the school with their heads so far up their ass end, they can see their empty head, which is fitting for their mascot the Vikings.
Caribou High School Student: Hey how are you doing?
Houlton High School student 2: ...Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Person 3: Must be from Caribou High School.
Houlton High School student 2: ...Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Person 3: Must be from Caribou High School.
by HoultonBoiz April 4, 2019