care about

What a guy says to a naive or dumb bitch to get in her pants

What a guy says to a naive or dumb bitch to get in her pants

grrl: Do you care about me?
guy: Of course I care about you, now shut up and bend over.(they proceed to fuck)

by dracula June 26, 2004

State Nobody Cares About

A state that doesn't matter at all, like Illinois.

Cody, "Hey man want to go to Illinois?"

Normal Person, "Hell no man, that's a State Nobody Cares About."

by boom roasted, sucka December 24, 2010

nobody cares about me

Oh, so you found me....Right..? I mean - you’ve never met me, and neither have you, so... Should we be friends? That’d be a great Idea.....Right...?...Or you and me could..go on a walk and talk to eachother....Anyway, I want you to go look at wholesome memes, and look at this tomorrow to see how great you feel :)
See you!

Hey...You doing alright?
Not really...
What happened?
Nobody cares about me..

by LovingKittenGuy October 07, 2020

NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner)

NOCAYB (acronym for "No One Cares About Your Boner") is shorthand reminders of one of the true maxims of a polite interaction online: nobody cares about your boner. Typically deployed in situations where a party has unnecessarily brought up the attractiveness of a celebrity, or sexualized something or someone to an uncomfortable extent, bringing an unfortunate halt to normal, non-perverted conversation.

Dude 1: "Yo, man, that Anne Hathaway is a great actress."

Dude 2: "Yes, she is! She also has really nice feet. I want her to crush my balls like wine grapes."
Dude 1: "...Um, NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner), Dude 2."

by AntiBannerThief June 21, 2018

i dont care about money

A statement normally said by bri'ish sounding james'

"i dont care about money" - james

by thebestdracotic August 02, 2021

stfu no cares about the meaning of your names

Stfu with ur snaps

stfu no cares about the meaning of your names On Snapchat

by Andrewthekidwhofuckedyourbitch March 13, 2017

Facts don't care about your feelings

A fancy way of saying "I'm right and you're wrong" popularised by our supreme leader Ben Shapiro

Bel Shantiro- "facts don't care about your feelings"

*reality collapses because it can't handle such an intelligent, heartfelt, irrefutable and well argued point*

Bem Shaliro- "another liberal owned"

by Donna tramp December 19, 2020