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care bear stare 

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care Bear Stare.
care bear stare by Ruhbee! August 22, 2006
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Care Bear Stare 

The vacant expression given when one has either "checked out" or has no recognition of something.
OMG! Stacey it was so embarrassing! We met at a party last weekend, got drunk and had sex. I ran into him in front of the ATM this morning and got the Care Bear Stare from him. He completely didn't recognize me!
Care Bear Stare by Hanyo00 June 9, 2009

Care Bear Stare 

1. An intense stare fueled by an equally intense emotion, e.g. love, hate, lust, concern.

2. An uncharacteristically long and concentrated stare; from the eponymous "Care Bear Stare," a special ability of Care Bears that allows them to shoot light from their belly symbols.
Jack: Hey man, who's that girl over there giving you the Care Bear Stare?

Ray: Oh, shit! That's the girl from the other night. I hit it then split it, and she's been blowing up my phone ever since. Let's dip before she comes over here.
Care Bear Stare by omegacerebro February 27, 2013

care bear stare 

When you have a care bear stuffed animal and it stares at you with its big cute eyes.
care bear stare by lala April 16, 2004

care bear stare 

When you bend over, grab both ass cheeks and pull them apart, revealing your gaping ass cavity and showing it to an unsuspecting victim.

This has a similar effect on people as the care bear stare from the actual care bears and immobilizes the affected persons however fierce vomiting are a added effect.
I gave 'em the care bear stare, Jehovahs witnesses have'nt visited me since.

"Why is amber vomiting?" "Oh i just gave her a care bear stare

Care Bear Stare 

When you look at someone that is so cute you see rainbows and butterflies and care bears
I saw Audrey the other day. She's so pretty I was giving her the care bear stare all day.
Care Bear Stare by Adtuh August 27, 2012

care bear stare 

The angry stare you receive from some random teen girl after wiping your bloody dick on one of her teddy bears, after deflowering her virgin pussy.
The hot young 18 year old girl who just lost her virginity gave him the care bear stare
care bear stare by toddcam August 26, 2006