Cardinal Maobius 

Pronounced (Kar-din-ull Mao-bee-is), Cardinal Maobius is a persistent, often painful erection that lasts for more than 16 hours and is chronic, reoccurring once every few weeks lasting your entire lifetime. Typically has vast amounts of blood, seeping from the urethra and blood clots way easier to someone with Cardinal Maobius leading to chunky blood flowing out of the male urethra. Bleeding can last anywhere from 14 minutes to 18 hours depending on age, weight, and BMI. Cardinal Maobius can only be found in the male sex and is not contagious and is only hereditarily transferable; can be passed down to sons from their father. Cardinal Maobius can also lead the penis to sometimes swell, leaving large cysts and soon calusses filled with pus and blood, and depending on where on the body these cysts are found, sometimes semen. It is smart to treat the cysts sooner rather than later, as they can grow to widths of 22 inches and spread around the body. Roughly 20 million males suffer worldwide annually.

Person A: I have Cardinal Maobius.
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!

Cardinal Maobius by doctor gringo December 25, 2021