Car con 

A conversation piece you save so that you have something to talk about with your insecure girlfriend in the car.

"Did you tell Jenny about Joe and Ted's break up?"

"No, not yet. I'm saving it for a car con when we go for a drive later. I have to find stuff to talk to her about while I'm driving or she thinks I don't love her any more."

Car con by walkin-dead November 18, 2011

car conference 

A name given to conversations had in a car at the end of a night out, in which events and goings on of the evening are discussed at length, along with the consequences of these events, people who are hated, people who are loved, the outlook for the future, and love and life and mankind in general; all the big philosophical questions. Often take place between the hours of midnight and 4am and can also be described as a "post-party debrief".

Person 1: God, what is my life.

Person 2: Look at your life, look at your choices.

Person 1: It's fine, we'll car conference it up later.

Person 2: Thank god for the motherfucking car conference.

car conference by fordsmax June 22, 2012

Car Convo 

When u pull up next to a friend on the road and start chating from window to window

I had a car convo with Max today, I almost crashed.

Car Convo by Will Sherman December 12, 2007

parked car conversations 

Sex in the back seat of a car.

Let’s have a parked car conversations somewhere dark?

parked car conversations by Dawninheels December 10, 2017

Car condom

A condom that you keep in your car for when you feel the need to masturbate in the car but don’t want to cleanup with your sock or towel

When I’m on a long drive, I make sure I use a car condom so I keep any mess contained in the condom

Car condom by Daddy djinn April 29, 2026

car lot condom

Stating that you know owner of a car lot to fend off car salesmen regardless if you know the individual or not. Generally used when the annoying car salesman attempts to sell you a piece of crap.

Shaun used his car lot condom to keep the salesmen away.

car lot condom by LtMark July 7, 2008

conversation car crash 

conversation car crash, when two or more people are having an awkward conversation and go to speak at the same time, but it's so delightfully awkward that nobody can choose to speak next.

Adam: bloody weather it's
Dave: (same time) it's
Adam:...
Dave:...go on...
Adam: no it's ok, you go.
Dave: i was just-
Adam: huh?
Dave:...what a conversation car crash

conversation car crash by shuffleTitan February 21, 2010